July142012

No, there aren’t any others, but I’m not lonely. In fact, I’m quite happy with my lifestyle.

July132012

That was disgusting, little girl. Please do not ever do that, again.

Here, have a complimentary ACJP bib and be on your way.

7AM

An anonymous hater! Delicious!

July122012

Yes, they do. Which is mostly why they do my bidding.

7AM
6AM

He’s very good at hiding from me.

July112012

No, why would I own a llama?

4AM

I apologize for not having answered your messages. I shall get to that, soon.

4AM

As I have said before, walruses do not scare me.

July102012
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