I was born a cannibal. Someone let my secret out.
Yum, Newsies
[Disclaimer : This blog is not intended to mock Newsies and John Dossett. We love Newsies and John Dossett. A lot. Oh, and this is not historically accurate. Obviously. Joseph Pulitzer was not a cannibal. Or was he?]
Do you hear that? That is the sound of my stomach grumbling.
August262012
July162012
WHAT IS THIS AWFUL SONG AND WHY AM I SINGING IT? DADADADADADADAMN YOU GREY FACE!
July142012
No, there aren’t any others, but I’m not lonely. In fact, I’m quite happy with my lifestyle.
July132012
That was disgusting, little girl. Please do not ever do that, again.
Here, have a complimentary ACJP bib and be on your way.
7AM
An anonymous hater! Delicious!
July122012
Yes, they do. Which is mostly why they do my bidding.
7AM
Excuse me?
6AM
He’s very good at hiding from me.
July112012
No, why would I own a llama?
4AM
I apologize for not having answered your messages. I shall get to that, soon.
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