[Disclaimer : This blog is not intended to mock Newsies and John Dossett. We love Newsies and John Dossett. A lot. Oh, and this is not historically accurate. Obviously. Joseph Pulitzer was not a cannibal. Or was he?]Tumblr (3.0; @actualcannibaljosephpulitzer)http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cpmo8wzC1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>I was born a cannibal. <a href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com">Someone</a> let my secret out.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/30229651177http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/30229651177Sun, 26 Aug 2012 03:19:47 -0400actual cannibal jospeh pulitzerNewsies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kerbz7521r437e6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29198242336/shinkisrule-actualcannibaljosephpulitzer">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29198126253/actualcannibaljosephpulitzer-igotfriends">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197840874/igotfriends-shinkisrule">actualcannibaljosephpulitzer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29197780418/shinkisrule-actualcannibaljosephpulitzer">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29197756419/actualcannibaljosephpulitzer-igotfriends">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197172293/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends">actualcannibaljosephpulitzer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29197126329/shinkisrule-igotfriends-shinkisrule">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29168527145/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29168335633/shinkisrule-igotfriends-shinkisrule">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29167600070/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends-hey">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29166726116/shinkisrule-igotfriends-hey-guys-it-looks">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29166595843/igotfriends-hey-guys-it-looks-like-blood">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29158868274/hey-guys-it-looks-like-blood">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey guys it looks like blood</p> </blockquote> <p>Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg Maria.</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT RIGHT THERE</p> <p>IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg no NO</p> </blockquote> <p>Just remember Hayley</p> <p><em>This was your doing</em></p> </blockquote> <p>It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>NEWSIE SOUP YUM</p> </blockquote> <p>PULITZER NO</p> </blockquote> <p>SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING</p> </blockquote> <p>I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.</p> <p>AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.</p> </blockquote> <p>PULITZER NO NEWSIES ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD</p> <p>I’M SORRY YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR FATHER BUT THIS SOLVES NOTHING</p> </blockquote> <p>PULITZER. I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!</p> </blockquote> <p>…</p> <p>…</p> <p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29198364511http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29198364511Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:47:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kerbz7521r437e6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29197780418/shinkisrule-actualcannibaljosephpulitzer">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29197756419/actualcannibaljosephpulitzer-igotfriends">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197172293/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends">actualcannibaljosephpulitzer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29197126329/shinkisrule-igotfriends-shinkisrule">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29168527145/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29168335633/shinkisrule-igotfriends-shinkisrule">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29167600070/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends-hey">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29166726116/shinkisrule-igotfriends-hey-guys-it-looks">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29166595843/igotfriends-hey-guys-it-looks-like-blood">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29158868274/hey-guys-it-looks-like-blood">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey guys it looks like blood</p> </blockquote> <p>Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg Maria.</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT RIGHT THERE</p> <p>IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg no NO</p> </blockquote> <p>Just remember Hayley</p> <p><em>This was your doing</em></p> </blockquote> <p>It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>NEWSIE SOUP YUM</p> </blockquote> <p>PULITZER NO</p> </blockquote> <p>SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING</p> </blockquote> <p>I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.</p> <p>AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197840874http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197840874Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:36:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kerbz7521r437e6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29197126329/shinkisrule-igotfriends-shinkisrule">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29168527145/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29168335633/shinkisrule-igotfriends-shinkisrule">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29167600070/igotfriends-shinkisrule-igotfriends-hey">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29166726116/shinkisrule-igotfriends-hey-guys-it-looks">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com/post/29166595843/igotfriends-hey-guys-it-looks-like-blood">shinkisrule</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://igotfriends.tumblr.com/post/29158868274/hey-guys-it-looks-like-blood">igotfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey guys it looks like blood</p> </blockquote> <p>Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg Maria.</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT RIGHT THERE</p> <p>IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg no NO</p> </blockquote> <p>Just remember Hayley</p> <p><em>This was your doing</em></p> </blockquote> <p>It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR</p> </blockquote> <p>NEWSIE SOUP YUM</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197172293http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/29197172293Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:22:14 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79cksxsLI1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>WHAT IS THIS AWFUL SONG AND WHY AM I SINGING IT? DADADADADADADAMN YOU GREY FACE! </p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27331949506http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27331949506Mon, 16 Jul 2012 10:41:27 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal jospeh pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73pfkiOok1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>No, there aren&#8217;t any others, but I&#8217;m not lonely. In fact, I&#8217;m quite happy with my lifestyle.<small><em><small><em><small> </small></em></small></em></small></p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27189266678http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27189266678Sat, 14 Jul 2012 07:51:29 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71o52GPkl1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>That was disgusting, little girl. Please do not ever do that, again.</p> <p>Here, have a complimentary ACJP bib and be on your way.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27142398016http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27142398016Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:00:56 -0400*blech*Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzernolongeralonerosemidnightmercy<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71nzhh3Er1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>An anonymous hater! Delicious!</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27119020951http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27119020951Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:53:00 -0400*burp*Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71nw6CvVs1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>Yes, they do. Which is mostly why they do my bidding.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27069508270http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27069508270Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:00:43 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71nsbilYV1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>Excuse me?</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27046008323http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27046008323Thu, 12 Jul 2012 07:57:38 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71nn96hFL1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>He&#8217;s very good at hiding from me.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27044381048http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/27044381048Thu, 12 Jul 2012 06:55:33 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zmrb4wUP1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>No, why would I own a llama?</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26973112162http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26973112162Wed, 11 Jul 2012 07:53:41 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p>I apologize for not having answered your messages. I shall get to that, soon.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26968465063http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26968465063Wed, 11 Jul 2012 04:45:05 -0400actual cannibal joseph pulitzerNewsies<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zm6vhc9T1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>As I have said before, walruses do not scare me.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26968048605http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26968048605Wed, 11 Jul 2012 04:28:49 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzerhttp://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26953523479http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26953523479Tue, 10 Jul 2012 23:30:49 -0400Newsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e2dv0EhA1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>Walruses do not scare me!!</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26150023470http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26150023470Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:12:28 -0400Newsies<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supermegatotallyawsome.tumblr.com/post/26148931958/mackjelly-supermegatotallyawsome-replied-to">supermegatotallyawsome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mackjelly.tumblr.com/post/26148211687/supermegatotallyawsome-replied-to-your">mackjelly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://supermegatotallyawsome.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_50b8b7b0008a_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://supermegatotallyawsome.tumblr.com/">supermegatotallyawsome</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://mackjelly.tumblr.com/post/26147664321/more-i-just-realized-i-survived-the-first-month">post</a></strong><span>:</span></p> <blockquote>*Hugs* If we were in the geographical same place, I would buy you a pet walrus</blockquote> <p>YES AND I WOULD TEACH IT TO SING I AM THE WALRUS GOOGOOG’JOOB</p> </blockquote> <p>Walruses are great at guarding against Cannibal Pulitzers, also</p> </blockquote> <p>LIES.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26149178176http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26149178176Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:57:29 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a3moCDhB1r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>No. Not at all. I fear nothing, grey face.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26019585439http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/26019585439Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:54:28 -0400actual cannibal joseph pulitzerNewsies<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a3c2Qr791r7oxz1.png"/></p> <p>I think I&#8217;ve learned my lesson not to tell anyone who I&#8217;m after. My prey always gets away when I do that.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/25998612424http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/25998612424Wed, 27 Jun 2012 09:43:30 -0400youstupidmiguelNewsiesactual cannibal joseph pulitzer<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m64m272ecT1qgj1o8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peetaboobs.tumblr.com/post/25782374504">peetaboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad got me the “N” off the Newsies cake</p> </blockquote> <p>Newsies cake? Yum.</p>http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/25782596328http://actualcannibaljosephpulitzer.tumblr.com/post/25782596328Sun, 24 Jun 2012 10:45:09 -0400