I was born a cannibal. Someone let my secret out.
Hey guys it looks like blood
Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight
Omg Maria.
THAT RIGHT THERE
IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD
Omg no NO
Just remember Hayley
This was your doing
It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR
NEWSIE SOUP YUM
PULITZER NO
SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.
AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.
PULITZER NO NEWSIES ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
I’M SORRY YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR FATHER BUT THIS SOLVES NOTHING
PULITZER. I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!
…
…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Hey guys it looks like blood
Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight
Omg Maria.
THAT RIGHT THERE
IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD
Omg no NO
Just remember Hayley
This was your doing
It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR
NEWSIE SOUP YUM
PULITZER NO
SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.
AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.
Hey guys it looks like blood
Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight
Omg Maria.
THAT RIGHT THERE
IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD
Omg no NO
Just remember Hayley
This was your doing
It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR
NEWSIE SOUP YUM
WHAT IS THIS AWFUL SONG AND WHY AM I SINGING IT? DADADADADADADAMN YOU GREY FACE!
No, there aren’t any others, but I’m not lonely. In fact, I’m quite happy with my lifestyle.
That was disgusting, little girl. Please do not ever do that, again.
Here, have a complimentary ACJP bib and be on your way.
An anonymous hater! Delicious!
Yes, they do. Which is mostly why they do my bidding.
Excuse me?