August 2012
4 posts
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I was born a cannibal. Someone let my secret out.
July 2012
11 posts
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WHAT IS THIS AWFUL SONG AND WHY AM I SINGING IT? DADADADADADADAMN YOU GREY FACE!
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No, there aren’t any others, but I’m not lonely. In fact, I’m quite happy with my lifestyle.
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That was disgusting, little girl. Please do not ever do that, again.
Here, have a complimentary ACJP bib and be on your way.
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An anonymous hater! Delicious!
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Yes, they do. Which is mostly why they do my bidding.
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Excuse me?
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He’s very good at hiding from me.
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No, why would I own a llama?
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I apologize for not having answered your messages. I shall get to that, soon.
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As I have said before, walruses do not scare me.
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I think I crave for hate-sending anons.
June 2012
47 posts
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Walruses do not scare me!!
supermegatotallyawsome:
mackjelly:
supermegatotallyawsome replied to your post:
*Hugs* If we were in the geographical same place, I would buy you a pet walrus
YES AND I WOULD TEACH IT TO SING I AM THE WALRUS GOOGOOG’JOOB
Walruses are great at guarding against Cannibal Pulitzers, also
LIES.
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No. Not at all. I fear nothing, grey face.
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I think I’ve learned my lesson not to tell anyone who I’m after. My prey always gets away when I do that.
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A song? How lovely.
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There is a pie shop down on Fleet Street. Some woman, Lovette, I believe, owns it. She makes the best pies.
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Dancing Newsies? Yum.
The Stars Are Silver Notes Across That Sky Now:... →
mackjelly:
The Stars Are Silver Notes Across That Sky Now: mackjelly: astarbesidemyname: actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:…
mackjelly:
astarbesidemyname:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
astarbesidemyname:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
astarbesidemyname:
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It seems today is an off day for me. I shall settle for the donuts.
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Newsies fangirls are quite delicious, too, I believe.
astarbesidemyname:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
astarbesidemyname:
mackjelly:
astarbesidemyname:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
mackjelly:
astarbesidemyname replied to your post: astarbesidemyname replied to your post:…
It doesn’t make me feel worse, not at all! And no, no one’s ever feeding you to Actual Cannibal Joseph Pulitzer. But it’s just so deeply connected (at least to me)...
astarbesidemyname:
mackjelly:
astarbesidemyname:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
mackjelly:
astarbesidemyname replied to your post: astarbesidemyname replied to your post:…
It doesn’t make me feel worse, not at all! And no, no one’s ever feeding you to Actual Cannibal Joseph Pulitzer. But it’s just so deeply connected (at least to me) with what I’m going through right now and it actually...
mackjelly:
astarbesidemyname replied to your post: astarbesidemyname replied to your post:…
It doesn’t make me feel worse, not at all! And no, no one’s ever feeding you to Actual Cannibal Joseph Pulitzer. But it’s just so deeply connected (at least to me) with what I’m going through right now and it actually feels good to sing about it.
Oh, thank goodness. I don’t think I’m ready to die, yet.
...
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ask-joseph-pulitzer:
It must be noted that, although I do enjoy my steak rare, I am not a cannibal.
However, if cannibal Pulitzer would like to take care of my Jack Kelly problem, he’s more than welcome to do so.
Gladly.
WAIT GUYS
askspecsnewsie:
ask-crutchie:
shinkisrule:
WHAT ARE WE THINKING
WE’RE ALL TELLING CRUTCHIE TO RUN
CRUTCHIE
TO RUN
WE’RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE
And that’s why I’m ignoring yous all.
If yous mess with Crutchie you gonna see Jack Kelly.
Mmmm, is that previously shoeless Newsie I smell? Delicious.
ask-crutchie:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
ask-crutchie:
I can read your note perfectly clearly.
Uhhhhhh………..wasn’t me, Mr. Pulitzer, what’re you talkin’ about?
A lousy owner of the World, you say. How so?
sheischasingdownadaydream:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
((We also do not intend to insult the real Joseph Pulitzer. Rest in peace.))
He’s probably turning in his grave. Waiting for the perfect moment to come up and EAT US!!!!!!!!!
((No, please don’t say that.))
((We also do not intend to insult the real Joseph Pulitzer. Rest in peace.))
ask-crutchie:
I can read your note perfectly clearly.
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How very sentimental. But still, you are no match for ACTUAL CANNIBAL JOSEPH PULITZER! I WILL EAT YOU ALL!
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1.) Yes. I probably would.
2.) I have not tasted all of them, so I cannot say.
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((Newsies the Musical blog, if you’re reading this, we’re sorry! This is all for fun, we swear! And we support you and your show a hundred percent!))
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I eat every and any Newsie, gray face.
Goodness, I didn’t know so many people car about these boys.
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He’s coming? Ah, perfect! I do crave for Brooklyn at the moment!
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Of course, I would. Silly gray face.
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Patrick? Ah yes, I remember him. Tiny fella, not so tasty.
I am afraid you cannot stop me from eating your ‘Mushy’. And I do not care for your strawberry-scented hair. Not when I have Newsies to eat.
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ask-crutchie:
ask-crutchie:
Yes, little unsuspecting Newsboy. Do not listen to the strange lady. Now, you look thin, you poor thing. Would you like to have a snack?
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1.) There, there. If it’s any consolation, he was delicious. His crutch made a good toothpick, too. I think I still have his skull somewhere, here. Would you like to keep it? (See? I’m not all that bad.)
2.) I eat the flesh, first. Then I gnaw on the stingy flesh that clings to the bones. Yes, I do wear a bib.
bookwormwen:
actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:
You are no match for me, random citizen of this blogging platform!
You obviously don’t know how angry I get when people mess with him.
You underestimate my power. Your icon looks delicious, by the way.
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Like false hope with a dash of broken dreams. Very tasty, indeed.
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I am not very good at cooking. My wife does not really approve of my cannibalism, but she cooks them for me, anyways. Otherwise, I eat her.
Raw newsies are good too.
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You are no match for me, random citizen of this blogging platform!
