August262012

I was born a cannibal. Someone let my secret out.

August112012
igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

Hey guys it looks like blood

Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight

Omg Maria.

THAT RIGHT THERE
IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD

Omg no NO

Just remember Hayley
This was your doing

It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR

NEWSIE SOUP YUM

PULITZER NO

SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.
AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.

PULITZER NO NEWSIES ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD
I’M SORRY YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR FATHER BUT THIS SOLVES NOTHING

PULITZER. I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!

…
…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

Hey guys it looks like blood

Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight

Omg Maria.

THAT RIGHT THERE

IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD

Omg no NO

Just remember Hayley

This was your doing

It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR

NEWSIE SOUP YUM

PULITZER NO

SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.

AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.

PULITZER NO NEWSIES ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

I’M SORRY YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR FATHER BUT THIS SOLVES NOTHING

PULITZER. I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

11AM
igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

Hey guys it looks like blood

Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight

Omg Maria.

THAT RIGHT THERE
IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD

Omg no NO

Just remember Hayley
This was your doing

It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR

NEWSIE SOUP YUM

PULITZER NO

SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.
AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

actualcannibaljosephpulitzer:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

Hey guys it looks like blood

Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight

Omg Maria.

THAT RIGHT THERE

IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD

Omg no NO

Just remember Hayley

This was your doing

It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR

NEWSIE SOUP YUM

PULITZER NO

SEE MARIA THIS IS YOUR DOING

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE SMELL OF NEWSIE BLOOD.

AND I AM HUNGRYYYYYY.

11AM
igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

Hey guys it looks like blood

Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight

Omg Maria.

THAT RIGHT THERE
IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD

Omg no NO

Just remember Hayley
This was your doing

It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR

NEWSIE SOUP YUM

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

shinkisrule:

igotfriends:

Hey guys it looks like blood

Pulitzer dines on Newsie soup tonight

Omg Maria.

THAT RIGHT THERE

IT IS CRUTCHIE’S BLOOD

Omg no NO

Just remember Hayley

This was your doing

It was not IT TOOK ON A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR

NEWSIE SOUP YUM

July162012

WHAT IS THIS AWFUL SONG AND WHY AM I SINGING IT? DADADADADADADAMN YOU GREY FACE! 

July142012

No, there aren’t any others, but I’m not lonely. In fact, I’m quite happy with my lifestyle.

July132012

That was disgusting, little girl. Please do not ever do that, again.

Here, have a complimentary ACJP bib and be on your way.

7AM

An anonymous hater! Delicious!

July122012

Yes, they do. Which is mostly why they do my bidding.

7AM
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